Osama bin Laden IS DEAD!
One less true coward in the world. Now there’s no one left to let people kill themselves out of their delusions.
May 2011
53 posts
That reason for half of the number of suicides around the world
Pinoy ka kung namamahalan ka na sa presyo ng gasolina.
Mahal naman talaga kasi. Nyeta yan.
April 2011
23 posts
Pinoy ka kung late ka na naman sa una mong subject sa umaga.
Tapos isisisi mo na naman sa SNN na pinanood mo kagabi.
Mga rason kung bakit ka nga ba nagta-tyaga sa SNN:
1. Para may maitsismis ka sa katabi mo sa first subject mo. (Para namang papakopyahin ka na niya sa test kung itsismis mo sakanya sina Kim Chiu)
2. Para may maitsismis ka sa professor mo. (Para namang ipapasa ka na niya sa subject mo kung itsismis mo sakanya si Robin Padilla)
3. Para may maitsismis ka sa tindera sa canteen. (Para namang bibigyan ka na niya ng discount. E wala naman yung pakialam sa showbiz. Kahit nanood ka pa ng Bandila wala pa ring discount yan. Murahin mo na lang)
Pinoy ka kung nagpapaxerox ka sa kahit anong brand ng photo copy machine.
Di mo gets? Pinoy ka nga.
Pinoy ka kung nawawalan ka ng signal.
Reception tawag mo dun kung taga-ibang bansa ka. Mas tipid ka sa characters kung Pinoy ka. Taob na naman sila.
kadamuan san mga pictures ko didto sa friendster san 3rd year ako. medyo nanghinayang man ako. hahaha, shit
haha. idownload ko na dida maski pangit. the memories! :(
Tumblr Tale
Once upon a time, in Tumblr-landia
!!!WARNING: VIOLENCE AHEAD!!!
…And after three hours (by that time hundreds have committed suicide around the world)…
That’s the time you must really follow the hundreds. There’s no reason for you to live anymore.
My little brother just followed me. Haha. The kid brother I never had anyway.
The warmest Welcome (back) from my idol and brother.
As Jonalyn is the kid sister I never had (which is why I bully her whenever I can) and Ralph is the gay brother I never had, you Rey, (therealrey), welcome back to Tumblr.
You introduced this site to me and abandoned it afterwards. But it’s really great that you’re back.
Has it really been a year? And you’re about to go on your junior year at BU too. Well, goodluck and keep on rocking. Hope you enjoy your upcoming ICT next year. XD
Pinoy ka kung nagpapakodak ka.
Kung hindi ka kasi Pinoy, nagpapapicture ka.
Pinoy ka kung frigeder and tawag mo sa refrigerator.
Brand po ng refrigerator yun. Yung Frigidaire (na dating Guardian Frigerator Company) na galing sa Indiana. Ang Frigidaire ay naimbento noon 1916. Pero wag kang mag-alala, kahit naman ang mga Amerikano, tawag din dati sa kahit anong brand ng ref, ganon.
Konklusyon: Pinoy ang mga kano.
“Pinoy ka kung naniniwala ka sa pasma.”
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“Pinoy ka kung Ingles na ang first language mo whenever you’re angry, you sonofab*t**!”
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“Pinoy ka kung memorized mo ang lyrics ng KPop groups pero hindi mo saulado ang Lupang Hinirang na akala mo Bayang Magiliw ang title.”
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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Tokyo would be fun, but it would be really uncool if I do that before I visit Cebu City
“Pinoy ka kung gusto mong manalo yung nakakaawa, hindi yung may talent talaga.”
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“Pinoy ka kung wetting shade and tawag mo sa waiting shed”
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